REALLY??
On a Scooter - "This product moves when used."
On a bottle of dog shampoo: "Contents should not be fed to fish."
On a baking pan: "Ovenware will get hot when used in oven."
On a blanket: "Not to be used as protection from a tornado."
On a fishing lure with a three-pronged hook: "Harmful if swallowed."
On a 12-inch CD rack: "Do not use as a ladder."
On a carpenter's drill" "Not intended for use as a dental drill."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On a cocktail napkin with a mini map of Hilton Head, South Carolina: "Not to be used for navigation."
On an insect spray: "This product not tested on animals."
Inside a six-inch plastic bag: "Do not climb inside this bad and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury or death."
On a shower cap: "Fits one head."
On a can of pepper spray: "May irritate eyes"
On a toilet" "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."
ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS: - Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS: - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: - Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN DINNER: - Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT: - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: - Do not Iron clothes on body.
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE: - Do not drive car or operate machinery.
ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): - Warning: may cause drowsiness.
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: - Warning keep out of children.
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: - For indoor or outdoor use only.
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: - Warning: contains nuts.
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS: - Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?
These made me laugh today - especially the Duh Moment ones. I did think of some of the instructions that God has given us though that we totally ignore. We somehow don't think that they apply to us: Loving our neighbors as ourselves, the 10 commandments, the Be attitudes and more. What is your label saying about you today? Have you taken inventory lately to see what you are projecting?
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If God made us with warning labels,I wonder what they would say. I think mine would say,"Careful what you say, the attached person is easily wounded and withdraws" Thanks to Manumanum, I'm doing better!
ReplyDeleteI commented back on this yesterday!...don't know where that went! I was wondering what my label would be? DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!
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