Strange and Funny Signs

Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."

On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg.We just want your 'tows'."

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."

At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At a Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

At the Electric Company: "We would be 'delighted' if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.

At a Propane Filling Station "Tank heaven for little 'grills'."

In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."